Walang Forever: 7 Breakup Hugot Lines

We still can’t get over the fact that tons of celebrity couples have called it quits just this week. These high-profile couples have been together for years, so we were deeply affected when we found out that they’re no longer together.

So, excuse us for a moment while we drown in our sorrows and insist that wala talagang forever. Can’t blame us for being a bit jaded.

1. Nakikiuso ka lang ba?
First, there was the huge BenJen split that caught us off guard a little over a month ago. Then, this week started with three breakups before we can even completely move on. Makes you wonder if your ex was just in it for the train ride.

Photo from Friends via Giphy.com

Photo from Friends via Giphy

2. Pati ‘yung panahon, nakikiayon sa akin.
So, gloomy skies and storms have recently become the norm, now that the rainy season is officially here. Interestingly enough, that’s an accurate depiction of our feelings. See, even the heavens are crying their hearts out.

Photo from The Notebook via Giphy

Photo from The Notebook via Giphy

3. Pagod na ako sa drama.
Who isn’t?

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Photo from Legally Blonde via Giphy

4. Tayo rin pala may expiration date.
Because #walangforever, that’s why.

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Photo from 500 Days of Summer via Giphy

5. Buti pa ‘yung presyo, nagmamahal.
It’s great that we have a semblance of consistency in our lives. Now if only we could say the same thing about our love lives.

Photo from Wanderlust via Giphy

Photo from Wanderlust via Giphy

6. Ayoko nang maghintay.
We’d rather save ourselves from the disappointment.

GIF from Giphy

GIF from Giphy

7. Hindi na ako magpapalit ng relationship status ko. Lagi naman akong single e.
Why even bother? We better save our hearts for the man we deserve than settling for guys who just end up breaking our hearts.

GIF from Giphy

GIF from Giphy

Featured image from One more Chance courtesy of Star Cinema

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